idk man but the idea of cuddling w your partner under a soft blanket on a cold day n having them asleep in your arms while you’re quietly playing video games or something just sounds rlly nice
Absolute shock followed by relief.
okay but like who is he
Okay but for real who is he I want to suck his dick
what if we pronounced female like tamale
tamale isn’t even a fucking word you fucking dipshits. the singular term is TAMAL. “betty ate a fucking tamal. plural is TAMALES. betty and the hoes ate some fucking tamales. i swear if i see another person say or use tamale i will implode.
anyways imagine if we pronounced female like tamale
6 am and this tweet just made me laugh so hard i choked on my coffee and started sobbing
NBA players are boycotting a playoff game in solitude with the protests for Jacob Blake meanwhile hockey has a white guy making up stories about getting punched for supporting tr*mp
it's a strike. they are doing a wildcat strike. the entire WNBA, 2 MLB teams, and a handful of NBA teams are STRIKING, which is unheard of. many of their contracts (esp in the NBA) don't even address striking because in the US, that's not a thing for ppl in that caliber of sport. it's a pretty big deal for people who are watching the labor side of this, and framing it as a boycott undercuts the political purpose.
I love getting called baby like Yes it’s true I am a baby but most importantly I am Your baby so please say it again
